I don't think, I KNOW... I don't know which dictionary you quoted, but it's either non-existent or inadequate. Like I said prolonged training is not required for a profession, or countless of (honest) professions would never exist, and yet they do, and good thing too. Also there are a lot of crimes that require training, and some of them even on a professional level. Terrorism for example, you must have seen the images of professional terrorist training camps, so I guess busted your own statement from the start. And trust me, those trainings are not easy. And when it comes to drug dealers and training... Hahaha, you'd be surprised. Don't confuse a dealer with a runner, as those are different things, but mostly mixed up in daily speech. A true drugs dealer without training in several fields will not keep his business running for long.
A criminal profession is still a profession.
But you are so hard trying to prove drug dealing is not a profession that the point the meme makes is getting more and more out of sight, which does not even have to do on professions, but rather on how presidents are chosen... On political skills or on popularity?
Then again, when you insult the majority of the world population by the (ab)use of one single word, to make a point, I guess the value of your points was pretty much nil from the start.
And when you think a profession requires training, I wonder... Then reality star is also not a profession by YOUR definition, so why did you even start out to rant at the first place before I came in as you busted your own initial statement! GOOD JOB, MAN! GOOD JOB!