Thanks ahead of time and I’ll be your slave :)

lol

Lmao my childhood bf is IN LOVE with him!

She has EXCELLENT taste. :-)

Always avoid Walmart! Finally someone knows it’s a cougar! Watch the music video “the weekend” by Brantley Gilbert. :)

My uncle had a '69, with 351 Cleveland. That car was vicious.

I watched the video. Nice car who is that girl!!!

His wife! Is she gorgeous or WHAT? Just a regular girl from Georgia like me, they both are too. I saw him in concert for my birthday and she was there too. Was awesome! :)

Damn she's smokin'! Some guys have it all!

Yes she’s beautiful, they sure do!

Cool car, let me know when you wanna line up!

JK. Your's is badass.

Thanks that one is great too!

All the Time?

Hilarious

LOL you as Yoda is priceless

just made this one of Bortus :-)

Listen kewlew, don’t go to Walmart like that LOL

LOL are y’all glad christmas is over at your house?

Like you wouldn't believe...it's still going to be weeks before all the trash is finally gone. The wife and I told each other "survived another one"...
How about you and your trio

I’m glad it’s over! Actually 2 of them were so sick and I’m gonna meme that! Been disinfecting the hell out of everything! *internally screams
Lol

Maybe I'll add a little santa hat onto everybody too

It’ll probably be 12 hours like the others have been lately lol

In five minutes no shit! Lol

My 7 year old was sick the week before; missed 3 days of school. He was finally better by friday, thankfully

I’m glad he’s better. No fun when they’re sick

It really isn't especially when there's nothing you can do...his temp was 102° for two days. Of course, by day three his fever was gone and he felt better, so the battle was on to get him to relax and recover

Oh shit lmfaooooo!

Lmao at your daughter. That’s a nasty fever. Yeah it’s hard when they get their energy back to make them chillax

My wife won't let me live that one down

All men have bad aim anyway LOL

Lmao no it would have been me pissing on the damn door like where the cascade goes. Oh why’s the detergent runny and yellow oh yeah she peed in there!

I get it now! Ha ha ha ha!
That's hilarious

I pulled open the door and tried to sit and pee, sue me lol

Like facing it?

It was a close one

It's not like you can just whip it out and whiz away