You guys are going to make work so much fun tomorrow. While in England a young co-worker and I riffed on this endlessly. (additionally I complained that he looked too much like my son to be an effective wingman)
MY DIARY IS IN BERLIN, BERLIN IS THAT WAY! BUT BRODY'S THIS WAY! WE NEED TO KNOW THE CLUES TO GET PAST THE BOOBY TRAPS! CAN'T YOU JUST REMEMBER THE CLUES! I WROTE THEM IN MY DIARY SO I WOULDN'T HAVE TO REMEMBER!