Futurama Fry

Futurama Fry Meme | Do I ski?  No, I do not participate in any activity that requires an ambulance to be parked at the bottom of the hill. | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Beat-up Bad Luck Brian | DRIVES A SKI AMBULANCE GETS CAUGHT IN AN AVALANCHE ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL | image tagged in beat-up bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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don't bury your head in the snow
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I SKI AND PARTICIPATE IN THE RESCUES | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Thank goodness for people like you. But trust me, you won’t have to rescue me.
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I'M MORE INVOLVED WITH THIS THOUGH | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Rescues happen, but more in the fix rescues
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Happy Gilmore - go home | WHERE WERE YOU ON THAT ONE DIP SHIT?? | image tagged in happy gilmore - go home | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2018/mar/16/skiers-flung-from-malfunctioning-lift-in-georgia-ski-resort-video
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Yeah what happened with that?
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Here's an actual test question from my air force training (I never had to make a jump). "You have bailed out at 10,000 feet. How long do you have to open your chute?" The correct answer is "The rest of your life".
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Excellent point. I recently went on a private helicopter ride. There was no jump involved, but I did have to sign a waiver that the helicopter owner would be held harmless in the event of a crash.
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That terrifies me. Closest i have come is signing a document at the dentist that if they paralyse my face, it's not their fault.
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I agree 100%.
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Do I ski? No, I do not participate in any activity that requires; an ambulance to be parked at the bottom of the hill.
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