ME WHEN MISSIONARIES KNOCK ON MY DOOR | image tagged in arrowguy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama Fry Meme | Is it too hard to just not answer the door? Or to politely ask them to leave? | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Fallout Vault Boy | LOVE THAT SONG DIAMOND CITY RADIO | image tagged in fallout vault boy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Each morning, a missionary advertises a neon sign
He tells the native population that civilization is fine
And three educated savages holler from a bamboo tree
that civilization is a thing for me to see

So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't want to leave the congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords, I make it clear
(That no matter how they coax him) I'll stay right here

I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed
(Magazine, what happens)
I see how people who are civilized bung you with automobile
(You know you can get hurt that way Daniel)
At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see
(What do they see, darling)
Uncivilized pictures that the newsreel takes of me

So bongo, bongo, bongo, he don't want to leave the congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, he's so happy in the jungle, he refuse to go
Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis, noise in my ear
(So, no matter how they coax him) I'll stay right here

They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train
And though it's smokey and it's crowded, they're too civilized to complain
When they've got two weeks vacation, they hurry to vacation ground
(What do they do, darling)
They swim and they fish, but that's what I do all year round

So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't want to leave the congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go
Don't want no jailhouse, (shotgun) fish hooks (golf clubs) I got my spears
(So, no matter how they coax him) I'll stay right here

They have things like the atom bomb (so I think I'll stay where I am)
Civilization, I'll stay right here
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That Would Be Great Meme | IF YOU COULD STOP KILLING MISSIONARIES THAT WOULD BE GREAT | image tagged in memes,that would be great | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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