Conservatives...

They doth protest a lot.
They want government but only the parts that benefit themselves

Outsourcing, contracts, lobbyists, benefitting companies they have an interest in, many Republicans upon leaving office get hired by these companies...

Iraq.
Halliburton.
Cheney.

Do you require a pop-up book to demonstrate this for you?

It's a fact that goverment expansion, spending, deficits, debt, even hiring of Federal workers (they do that to fake our way out of recesssions) typically grows under Republican control.

I have always seen that hypocrisy from then. But I feel like the new generation of Republicans are more Pro-LGBTQ, Pro-weed, etc.

Yeah. It was an exaggeration for a meme, but yes totally

The only valid argument you've made is marriage.

wha...? banning abortion is a sign of big govt...? wha..? wha...?