I didnt choose the fat life...

The Fat Life chose you

Lol

was this a reference to the long Van Horn by Saint Motel?

Vague...

Kid 2: Sup, homie? Kid 4: Nuthin' dawg. You know, just chillin' wi' ma popsicle n shit.

Fat little wanna be bastards!!

That's not even a real gun

Poor fairy, didn't even get any upvotes...

um i dont have pizzas

I was always that one kid that ate a lot, but never got fat.

Looks like Rowley Jefferson