1. cook turkey with all fixings.
2. wrap turkey in Christmas paper.
3. hand out for Halloween.
4. done for the year.
5. get drunk.
6. I'm not using this, but you could.
THIS YEAR FOR HALLOWEEN I'VE DECIDED TO COOK A TURKEY WITH ALL THE FIXINGS! THEN THROW IT IN THE KIDS BAGS ! THEN JUST GET DRUNK FOR THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS! LIVING ALONE ALL THESE HOLIDAYS JUST MAKE ME DEPRESSED !