True story: I was delivering pizzas to two hotties when one asked me if her friend showed me her boobs, could they get them for free. The order was for about $25, which was about how much admission and a totally-nude lap dance would run me at a nearby club. I imformed them thusly, and stated they'd have to do better than that if they expected me to foot the bill (out of my pay, of course). They ended up just paying for the pizzas.
