A 'Slice' Of Life

A 'Slice' Of Life | I don't have cash for the pizza, can I pay you another way? Yeah, I've always wanted my own towel | image tagged in towel,drop,pizza delivery | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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344 views, 32 upvotes, Made by satyricon 2 weeks ago toweldroppizza delivery
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Picard Wtf Meme | I'LL BE BACK LATER WITH MORE PIZZA | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Picard Make it so | AND A BOTTLE OF COKE | image tagged in picard make it so | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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THERE ARE MANY TOWELS BUT THIS ONE IS MINE | image tagged in towel girl | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Vote Bernie Sanders | DON'T BE SO STINGY; SHARE IT | image tagged in vote bernie sanders | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I wish I would open the door and some hot babe was naked like this. Only happens in movies it seems =(
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X, X Everywhere Meme | LOOK WOODY EVERY PORN PLOT EVER | image tagged in memes,x,x everywhere | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | 35 YEARS LATER HE GETS NOMINATED TO THE SUPREME COURT | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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True story: I was delivering pizzas to two hotties when one asked me if her friend showed me her boobs, could they get them for free. The order was for about $25, which was about how much admission and a totally-nude lap dance would run me at a nearby club. I imformed them thusly, and stated they'd have to do better than that if they expected me to foot the bill (out of my pay, of course). They ended up just paying for the pizzas.
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You should've said "if I can touch them, you've got a deal" :D
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So few are as strong as you.
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Ummm... If they'd agreed, I'd have totally gone for it.
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