Dad Joke Dog

My dogs are part of my family, i will protect them just like my wife, or children . I know they would do the same for me. Thats what family dose, right?

I do not currently own a pet of any kind, but when I did, I understood completely that if the apocalypse happened the next day, that animal would be on my menu the day after that. Insofar as what family DOSE, I wouldn't know.

Of course they're better liked, with Teriyaki, BBQ sauce, lemon pepper … Just sayin' ...

I am so sorry you have kids. Hopefully they can overcome.

we have enjoyed dog, cat, rattlesnake, gator, Guinea pig, and all were delicious. Lip-smacking good, if you will.

What gives you the right to decide how somebody else's dog should fit into their family?

It is not a human being. Stop treating it as such.

That's up to the family. It's nobody else's business.

Are you seriously telling me that it is up to an individual or a family to decide if an animal, regardless of how domesticated it may be, is human or not? I'll tell you what: When an animal can respond to this meme, I will be convinced of your pabulum. Until then, human beings are defined by art, architecture, culture, etc., not to mention "The definition of a human being is a member of the Homo sapiens species, characterized by walking on two feet, opposing thumbs, five fingers and binocular color vision."

On one side you have chauvinists; on the other side neurotics.

I fail to see what either has to do with this.

Ah, highly symptomatic