WHEN I WAS LITTLE MY PARENTS TOOK ME FOR A LONG DRIVE IN THE COUNTRY. THEY STOPPED AND WE GOT OUT NEAR A FIELD FULL OF COWS. "THIS", THEY SAID, "IS THE COW THAT LICKED YOU". EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE EVER BRUSHED MY HAIR...I THINK OF THAT RANDOM COW MY PARENTS SAID GAVE ME A COWLICK. *MORAL OF THE STORY? THE STUFF YOU SAY TO YOUR KIDS CAN LAST A LIFETIME. MAKE SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF FUN STUFF FOR THEM TO REMEMBER.
