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1 up, 6y,
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Hello, how do you feel about Calvinism?
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1 up, 6y,
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HI James, unfortunately I don't think I'll be able to finish the article anytime soon, but having said that, I know enough of both sides to fully understand your view point. :)

I'm a recent "Convert" to Calvinsm and remembered how much I hated the other point of view. I now realized that both sides have valid arguments. Although I feel quite confident of the soteriology I had recently accepted, I will never see my Arminian Brothers and Sisters as the lesser. Even as there are Anti- on both sides.

Now I've asked you that question in hopes that you're not a vicious anti-Calvinist as I wanted to be among your followers on Imgflip, and now that I've met you, I'm very glad. :)
0 ups, 2mo
Vicious Anti-Arminians get a free pass from leaders like Sproul who says they're "barely saved," MacArthur who teaches."Arminianism is Heresy, smug condescending remarks from 5 point Calvinists who claim to be "educated" etc. Why is that NEVER chastened and okay to do? 3 point Calvinists are Biblical as are 3 point Arminians, Provisionalists and Molinists in proper context. Reading scripture from God's perspective minus removal of real Biblical things that theologians remove is how we should interpret scripture not the other way around. 4 but especially 5 point Calvinism and 5 point Arminianism is Phariseeism and nothing less who were also "educated" and note that liberals and Atheists claim the same and behave the same way. Exercising James 1:5 with God alone minus removal of things will give us a bridge over time and pain but well worth. Arminians are rarely heard from at least mainstream wise but 5 point Calvinist preachers teach a subtle Gnostic gospel and say all we want to hear with wicked intentions.
0 ups, 2mo
No the Bible itself has the answers not so called expository by devils of any end. There are true points to a Biblical perspective and can be bridged with God alone leading and a grueling process but is well worth it, build on relationship with God, spiritualizes our attributes from God, roots us in the rock and makes us bullet proof from either blatant heretics or subtle ones that say all the right things. You can't go wrong using James 1:5 with God alone during quiet time without auto removal of free will, middle knowledge, predestination etc. This is critical!
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1 up, 6y,
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Hi Brother, you can trust me that I'm not at that stage, despite my recent departation from Arminianism. :) I don't believe in Double Predestination, nor do I believe that we have not the responisbility to be holy, live a life of repentence and learning, and evangelize.

I'm actually evangelizing on Imgflip via, my memes and engaging the unbelieving, and sharing the Gospel to them.

thank you for your wisdom :)
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0 ups, 2mo
Subtle Gnosticism is as demonic as Universalism! Go to God direct instead of canons, catechisms, confessions, Puritans and "reformed theology 5 point Calvinist preachers or any other "educated doctor of theology" Pharisees in your quiet time with God alone minus any theological glasses and get it bridged and see what most so called pastors are trying to do to people outside of obvious heresies to seasoned Christians by saying all the right stuff with subtle cognitive dissonance, gaslighting, projection, condescending smug "educated" remarks by obeying James 1:5 that instructs us to seek His wisdom and discernment not just wise counsel. No man or group deserves blind trust. Only God alone.
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