IF YOU ONLY KNEW ... 1991 YOU'RE AN UNDER COVER SURFER DUDE WHO HAS A BROMANCE WITH A DIRTY DANCING ROADHOUSE EMPLOYEE. IN 1999 YOU WILL CHOOSE THE RED PILL. 2000 YOU'LL PLAY SOME FOOTBALL AND SCRAPE BARNICLES OFF OF BOATS. YOU LOSE A LOT OF BLOOD IN A VAMPIRE ORGIE IN 92. IN 1994 YOU BATTLE AN EASY RIDING DOMESTIC TERRORIST AND SPEED AWAY ON A BUS WITH ANNIE AT THE WHEEL. 2005 YOU BATTLE DEMONS CONSTANT LY AND SAVE RACHEL FROM THE SON OF SATAN. DUDE, 2014 THEY KILL YOUR DOG!