DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A LONGER DIPSTICK MINE DOESN'T REACH THE OIL ANYMORE. | image tagged in memes,dipstick | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | USES EXTRA LONG DIPSTICK POKES HOLE IN OIL PAN | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I don't know if that's physically possible but with Brian, who knows?
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | USES DIP STICK TO CHECK GAS TANK. | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Roll Safe Think About It Meme | NOT THE SIZE OF YOUR DIPSTICK THAT MATTERS IT’S HOW YOU USE IT | image tagged in memes,roll safe think about it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Creepy guy  | NO ONE EVER SAID THAT TO ME | image tagged in creepy guy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Dumb Blonde Meme | WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE YOUR MASCARA BRUSH? | image tagged in memes,dumb blonde | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WOMEN KNOW YOUR LIMITS! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Dumb Blonde Meme | OKAY FINE. USE YOUR EYE SHADOW BRUSH. IT'S LONGER. | image tagged in memes,dumb blonde | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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i.imgflip.com/2hi7iv.gif (click to show) What is wrong with that?
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I actually have a 710 story.
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Yeah. I told her that she should check her oil and all she could find was the 710 cap. She actually sent me a pic. After that was all finished I told her to pull out the dipstick and check her oil and if it's low, put some in it. And hour later she called me back and asked me how much oil her car could possibly hold because she bought $40 worth of oil and it still wasn't full.

WTH? So I drove over. She had filled the engine COMPLETELY FULL...like right up to the valve pan...with oil. I had to buy some drain pans to get the extra oil out.
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Nice. I had a friend once who had a little scooter that developed an oil leak from the crankcase. I put some red dye in the oil as an aid in finding the leak. The engine seized and blew a hole through the casing, spraying red oil all over her and the bike. Bystanders rushed to her aid thinking it was blood. Fun times :-)
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I used to drive and old Subaru Brat. '85 model, I think. I drove it until the frame rusted in two and the back bumper fell off, but it wouldn't stop running. So I turned it into a hoopy and it still wouldn't stop. So I decided that I wanted a new truck but had to eliminate the 'Ru first. I put bar and chain oil in the engine and Budweiser in the master cylinder. Six months later it was still running. The radiator sprunk a leak so I put Bars in it hoping it would get hot and die. It puked up the sealant and got so hot that it shut down, but started right back. I decided to keep it as a hoopy.
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Well, a hoopy is...well it's hard to explain. A hoopy is a frame, some wheels, and a drive train. Usually nothing else. A 5-gallon bucket for a seat. It's used to work around a farm, drag logs, carry feed, drag deer, just whatever requires some horsepower.
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And the blinker fluid.
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:)
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women
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