When you've met your match...you've met your match!!!

There's a cute girl at work who has an obvious crush on me, and today I had to rescue her from a snake that had come to visit her workroom. Going to be interesting to see if the crush increases now that I'm her hero lol. Shame I'm married and almost old enough to be her father lol

They figure if another woman wants you then you must be worth having...LOL

Yeah, I lost my wedding ring about a year into the marriage and haven't worn one since. But wearing the ring I noticed I got way more attention from random women lol.

Well im 13 and looking for a cute high schooler but...

how many times did you fail geometry

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lol. I tried a Rocky Dennis meme once but it didn't go over well...no matter how I worded it, it was super depressing.

I thought to myself... that's probably someone's back yard!!!

Same, but if you really look at the background it looks more like a Beach or Desert somewhere based on all the sand

All the article said was that it was possible in Southeast Asia because that's where the two species overlap in the wild.

I want a re-match!

This reminds me of a fight between an alligator (or crocodile) and an electric eel. The electric eel won.

And sometimes when people feed meal worms to lizards, they eat their way out of the lizard, which is fatal.

Nature is a B-word. :-)

In nebraska that would be a bull snake and garter snake

how do you know

where at. i am gi

So you will get my nebraska jokes. do you like the cornhuskers

I'm not a fanatic or anything.

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Take a little from each and embellish the other, and you have a nice complimentaring ensemble!