Something my wife could use. A lot.

Aurora Borealis?! In this time of day, in this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!

Yes

...Can I see it?

...Wow. O_O

*Exits house* *Skinner follows*
Well, Seymour. You are an odd fellow. But I must say, you steam a good ham.
*leaves*

SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS REACTING WITH THE OZONE LAYER!

Here. Look at this meme I made. https://imgflip.com/i/2h3f7i?lerp=1535938991749

Lol

And then says a nasty comment like Gordon Ramsay?

Someone had to put a Disaster Girl comment on this meme! :-)

Yeah, I'm stealing.

I'll upvote for you, tho

They also need one that can tell the difference between smoke and steam from the shower.

The one problem with this...