1. I CAN EAT AS MUCH GARLIC AS I WANT, AND IT DOESN'T BOTHER ANYONE. 2. I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY THAT SOMEONE WILL STEAL MY GIRL, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE. 3. I NEVER HAVE TO FIGHT FOR THE REMOTE. 4. MOST IMPORTANTLY, I NEVER GET DOWNVOTES ON MY MEMES. DOWNVOTES