I always thought we taste bad and smell bad. Forest animals run from our scent and sharks take one bite and spit us out.

I always thought we taste bad and smell bad. Forest animals run from our scent and sharks take one bite and spit us out.
 | MEAT: IF IT WALKS, CRAWLS, SWIMS OR FLIES AND IT'S DUMBER, SLOWER, OR TASTES BETTER THAN ME, PASS THE SALT | image tagged in random,food,meat,salt | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I WAS TOLD IF A GRIZZLY ATTACKS, PLAYING DEAD MAY BE YOUR BEST OPTION PEOPLE SMELL SO BAD, IT MAY EVEN TRY TO BURY YOU IT MAY SNIFF YOU OR B | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
But your mileage may vary
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Urban wisdom, only partly true, namely when it's a surprise encounter. If it's been following and watching you, though, it sees you as prey, and you're in trouble, so you go on the offensive. Charge, throw rocks, make noise, spread your jacket - or if you're smart, you brought pepper spray or your 9 mil. They've pulled plenty of chunks of people out of bears' stomachs. And burying is what they do to a carcase to keep it from other animals. I may be vegan, but I'm smart enough to carry my UDAP and pistol in the back country.
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Here in NEPA I carry my 357 just in case when out in the woods. Thanks for the info
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