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I always thought we taste bad and smell bad. Forest animals run from our scent and sharks take one bite and spit us out.

I always thought we taste bad and smell bad. Forest animals run from our scent and sharks take one bite and spit us out.
 | MEAT:; IF IT WALKS, CRAWLS, SWIMS OR FLIES AND IT'S DUMBER, SLOWER, OR TASTES BETTER THAN ME, PASS THE SALT | image tagged in random,food,meat,salt | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 6y
Insanity Wolf Meme | NOW THAT'S MY KINDA MEME! | image tagged in memes,insanity wolf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Yummy
2 ups, 6y
Fish are friends not food | I HEARD HUMANS ARE CREAM FILLED. | image tagged in fish are friends not food | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 6y,
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Grizzly Bear | GIVE YOURSELVES CREDIT YOU ACTUALLY TASTE PRETTY GOOD | image tagged in grizzly bear | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
0 ups, 6y,
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But your mileage may vary
1 up, 6y,
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Urban wisdom, only partly true, namely when it's a surprise encounter. If it's been following and watching you, though, it sees you as prey, and you're in trouble, so you go on the offensive. Charge, throw rocks, make noise, spread your jacket - or if you're smart, you brought pepper spray or your 9 mil. They've pulled plenty of chunks of people out of bears' stomachs. And burying is what they do to a carcase to keep it from other animals. I may be vegan, but I'm smart enough to carry my UDAP and pistol in the back country.
0 ups, 6y
Here in NEPA I carry my 357 just in case when out in the woods. Thanks for the info
0 ups, 5y,
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F**k, are you a animal expert? I’m having an occupation brain fart
0 ups, 5y,
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Backwoods expert. You live in bear country, you get out a lot, you know others who get out a lot too, eventually you start to know your shit.

Why, does this offend you or something?

But don't take my word for it. Do exactly the opposite of what I told you. If a bear bluff charges you when you surprise it, attack it. What could possibly go wrong?

Or if it's stalking you, try playing dead and let it do its thing.

You'll spare me the effort of replying back to city slicker like you next time either way.
0 ups, 5y,
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Nope just me being f**king amazed at how people fit other info in their heads when I’ve memorized an entire 45 chapter book word for word
0 ups, 5y,
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Btw I don’t live I The city
0 ups, 5y,
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*dont live in the city
0 ups, 5y,
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What book is worth that kind of memorization effort?
1 up, 5y
Keeper of the Lost Cities Legacy by Shannon Messenger
It’s not that hard tho
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MEAT:; IF IT WALKS, CRAWLS, SWIMS OR FLIES AND IT'S DUMBER, SLOWER, OR TASTES BETTER THAN ME, PASS THE SALT