"You probably may not be aware of this, but this is a major problem in the South. A foul, foul smell in the air. Just take a breath, right now, as you're watching me. Take a with. You smell it? Urgh, it's terrible. Ladies and gentlemen, this is toilet paper. It is sold. All you people gotta do is buy it and use it. And you people should use it. I tell you and I guarantee you that that will stop the foul smell. It will bring the smell up to a level so that at least the air in the South will be almost breathable."
A.K. RIP. :-)