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Pardon Pikes Pipes | I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER; BUT WHEN I DO, I WET MYSELF RIGHT HERE | image tagged in memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
751 views 15 upvotes Made by nottaBot 6 years ago in fun
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Y U No Meme | Y U FALL ASLEEP WITH FACE ON A CLOTHES IRON? | image tagged in memes,y u no | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 6y
So that's how he did it? The public story was radiation poisoning while saving crew members - a hero.

But now the truth comes out! ;-p
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Well Nevermind | I’LL JUST UPVOTE AND MOVE ON | image tagged in well nevermind | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Yep. After all that radiation, I don't think he can just get up and go do his business.

And what happens when the poor guy has to drop a deuce? The machine must handle everything. I hope.

They didn't mention it in the series so I offer my own humble speculation. :-)
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That Sulu is a prankster, isn't he. :-p

As if the Uhura stunt wasn't enough:
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1 up, 6y
I'll drink to that. Cheers, mate! :-)
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Thank you. Hey that Keeper looks just like Leonardo DiCaprio.

Except for the automobile emblem on his shirt. ;-)
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Now that you mention it...
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What the...? It looks like he's using mind control to make her think of something else, while rear-ending her. ;-)
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*applause*

WTF? For the record: I am amazed at your handiwork, sir.

As a matter of fact, you put a sh!t-eatin' grin on my face.

THIS is my current favorite.

And yes, I hope you submit this! :-D
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Wait a minute. Let me get my calculator.

Tthis was a woman voiced by a man and electronically neutered.

So it's another TRIPLE.

You got the feminist, you got Trek, AND the mixed gender signals provided by the show's producers.

Today's challenge: Can you sneak a quad in there with a clever title? Something perfectly matched, but not directly related to the first three?

Btw, if you accept this challenge and succeed, you will be rewarded with imgflip points. Some assembly required. Void where prohibited. :-)
1 up, 6y
Okay, I've got a tentative title, but it's kind of weak so I'm gonna make it a Bad Photoshop Sunday submission and see if I come up with something better, but either way it will get submitted. As you said, if it brings a smile to just one face it will be worth it. :)
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He was wondering about that warm stuff running down his leg, but couldn't see what it was. ;-)

Great picture, btw. Woof!
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Thanks.
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Nasty. But talented! :-D
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That's it. I'm never having Tootsie Rolls again. :-p
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Yuck! This is either a multi-cat house, or a lazy owner.

But they look fresh. ;-)

*vomits in mouth*
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Those are actual tootsie rolls... I actually had someone bring one of those to work one time and it looked way worse than this one...but it was delicious...LOL
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Ha, you got me! Great story, too. Thanks for sharing.

Now I know what to do next time someone tells me to eat sh!t. :-p
1 up, 6y
I might make one of those for halloween this year...LOL
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0 ups, 6y
One to go number one, and two when he needs to drop a deuce. ;-p
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