Looks like I'm carrying around a pocketful of crickets.

Looks like I'm carrying around a pocketful of crickets. | I DECLARE THAT ALL BAD JOKES BE FOLLOWED UP WITH CRICKET CHIRPS FROM ACTUAL CRICKETS | image tagged in memes,trump bill signing,bad jokes,crickets | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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lol-I probably could use some crickets
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AND I SHALL PLAY THE SONG OF MINE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Lol me, you and deedster gonna make jb jealous!
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lol
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:D
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Ginger b**ch! lol
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Nuttin lol!
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lol I bet about two weeks without dick would straighten you right up, little lady lmao
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Ain’t gonna happen lmao
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lol So not true :-)
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Lol
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You gonna be simmering on the back burner lol
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He likes dis ho better lol
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lol Yeah, she's a babe too despite the red hair :P
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:p lol
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Did y'all get the Christmas card and pic I sent? Jorie's coloring her hair more red now and it was very red in the pic :-)
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Even if Deester does have small boobs. Two out of three ain't bad lmao :D
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I don't think you'd mind small boobs. lol
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Believe it or not, as I sit here typing this, there is a rather loud cricket chirping outside my window. I almost thought it was a peeper frog. lol
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Wait, what? Did I miss cricket week? There's got to be a cricket sound generator app available in case of emergency. :-)

I used to keep crickets as pets. It's nice to hear them at night, even in the winter. And they're pretty easy to keep. They will eat anything, including other pet crickets. You can catch them for free or get some at pet stores. There's even 'cricket food' for them. :-)
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No cricket week. I was lazy and submitted a comment from my Tardar meme. lol
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Good, I would HATE to miss cricket week. They're a good source of protein. :-)
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lol I wish I could find some other pics of her from that photo shoot. I'm liking that red bikini :-)
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Jenny will be so upset :-)
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You've come to the right place lol
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The Crickets were Buddy Holly's backing band, taken from us in one of the most tragic ways possible.
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Well, just a Imglfip meme gets dark
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an upvote for the lady
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