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Finally, a zombie I could outrun. | IF SNAILS COULD BE INFECTED WITH THE ZOMBIE VIRUS WOULD THEY MOVE EVEN SLOWER? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor,zombies,snail,too slow | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Nice! :-)
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Just because... snail snot! :-)
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Lol, too funny!! :-)
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So, probably slower.
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Yes, I'm weird.
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They actually do exist!
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:)
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Duuude - you need to submit that. XD
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Alright, but only because you suggested it :)
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Yes. And eventually I'll get to your memes. Weirdly busy this week...
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No rush :)
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Work, and my friend is back from his medical leave so we've got a ton of recording to do on Saturday and the prep that comes before it; and also the label is firing back up again so we've been discussing things and getting a bunch of positive replies to inquiries about contributions and...
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That's great! :)
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I may be dead by tomorrow night...
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Ever seen World War Z? Yeah, I'd carry around a gun and one bullet to end my life quickly if I had to. Those zombies scare me.
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And on and on it goes... ; )
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Just don't wear sandals. lol
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Stealth upvote. Oh no, you caught me! ;-p

Some parasites cause their hosts to get eaten by doing things that make them act like they're drugged. Sometimes exposing themselves instead of hiding. This is the way the parasite reproduces. Ants are one of the known victims, but I wouldn't be surprised if mollusks have their own version too.

And crickets. ;-)
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It's only for snails though, humans are immune
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slugs are slower
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