so if i..
half-exsanguiated you,
seared your wounds shut
disemboweled you
ran spikes through your arms
c̶h̶o̶p̶p̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶f̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶g̶e̶r̶s̶ no, let's skip that one, kinda unimaginitive
hung you by the neck with your small intestine
cut you down just as you were about to die,
and for the grand finale, ran you over with a speeding flaming BT-7 russian wwii light tank and you fell into a spike pit,
you wouldn't come back?
(ok you gotta admit that was creative)