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Jack of all trades, Master of himself

Jack of all trades, Master of himself | ...AND WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX TONIGHT; WELL, I'VE MASTERED IT WITHOUT YOU, SO... | image tagged in jake state farm hires,nsfw,memes,sex,neglect | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | TRIES PHONE SEX BECAUSE WIFE ISN'T IN MOOD GETS JAKE FROM STATE FARM ON THE LINE | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I also enjoy a nice velour tactical uniform ;)
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Not my type :-)
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That Jenny was gonna be upset otherwise lol
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lol
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lol
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lol I know you're not referencing Kristina Hendricks, but after Camp Marietta closed, I was food service manager for a year at Camp Spearhead, which also hosted lots of retreats and conferences. One of the events right before I started there was the national Firefly convention, and Kristina was there. I was so pissed that I missed it. I mean I could have sat awkwardly in the corner as she walked by lol
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They're probably less trouble. lol

Sitting awkwardly as your celebrity crush walks past, looks you dead in the eye and says hi with a big smile, and then only responding with a lame frantic wave? I've never had that feeling. LOL
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:-)
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:-)
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:-)
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lol poor T-rex
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Lol :-)
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lmao good for you
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He said the question he’s asked most, is about this “skill”. He hates that question, lol :-)
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lol good one
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To give is better than to receive lol :-)
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but the responses always have me facepalming lol
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:-)
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:-)
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LMAO I feel so dirty now
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Lol, you play very well :-)
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lol
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Lol, good observation :-)
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lol he's such a good sport :-)
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:D
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lol
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