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Uh Wait | Soldier returns from a 3 year mission and finally meets his 2 months old baby .............. | image tagged in home,return,soldier | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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3,483 views, 105 upvotes, Made by satyricon 5 months ago homereturnsoldier
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12 ups, 2 replies
BRO START ASKING QUESTIONS BRO | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Picard Wtf Meme | THE PAIN ON THIS GUYS FACE MAKES HIDE THE PAIN HARROLD LOOK HAPPY | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama Fry Meme | I WONDER IF THIS REPLY MEANS WHAT I THINK IT MEANS | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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7 ups, 3 replies
I get the joke, but to throw a monkey wrench into the punchline....

There are a few scenarios that could happen.

1) The soldier came back on leave at some point during his deployment. There is leave while abroad and the soldiers have the ability to come home for about a week or two.

2) Most soldiers, if not all, don't have three year deployments, but that's not really an issue for this joke.

3) His wife was getting the bottom knocked out of her ass while he was deployed. lol!

But I'm guessing number 1 was probably more likely.
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10 ups, 1 reply
I JUST COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER WHAT AM I, A NUN? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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6 ups, 1 reply
DON'T WORRY, BRO YOUR GIRL WAS WELL TAKEN CARE OF | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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5 ups, 1 reply
Am I The Only One Around Here Meme | DADDY'S BACK FROM THE FRONT | image tagged in memes,am i the only one around here | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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3 ups, 2 replies
Now I might have to explain to my wife what a half naked man is doing in the files on my laptop.
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5 ups, 1 reply
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5 ups
What we told every guy/gal who's spouse/significant other cheated on them over deployment. I just told the old lady to make sure the guy was gone by the time I got back, replace the beer he drank and gas up the car for me. lol
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3 ups
Is that a half naked man or half of a naked man?
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1 up, 1 reply
A three-year deployment with no breaks sounds very unlikely. I've never been in the military, but my older brother was.
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3 ups, 1 reply
You typically get a 1 1/2 to two year deployment with one to two leaves. And most leaves are one week. Sometimes you get a 10 day leave, plus two days for travel.

I was in the Army for three years.
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2 ups, 1 reply
1 1/2-2 years? I thought they were even less than that.

I know you've mentioned in the past that you were in the military. I couldn't remember if it was Army or Marines. I know Raydog was in the Navy. If I had ever joined, it would've been the Navy.
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Yeah, sometimes they're 1 year, but the unit I was in (an infantry unit) they will typically go more than that.
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6 ups, 1 reply
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2 ups
Heard that one before.
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4 ups
lol
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3 ups, 1 reply
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3 ups
I thought that was his kid coming back from nursery and his delight at his kid not being shot.
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2 ups
nice one! but some of the comments here tho'....jesus!
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2 ups, 1 reply
That woman could be inseminated many times in that period, with the sperm of his male, that is frozen in the clinic for that purpose.
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2 ups
The great debate carries on.
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Math
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Wow. When did he bang her btw? And more importantly. WHOSE CHILD?
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...????
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1 up, 1 reply
I dont get it
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1 up, 1 reply
Timeline.
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yeah, but this is still totally possible
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