Uh Wait

I get the joke, but to throw a monkey wrench into the punchline....

There are a few scenarios that could happen.

1) The soldier came back on leave at some point during his deployment. There is leave while abroad and the soldiers have the ability to come home for about a week or two.

2) Most soldiers, if not all, don't have three year deployments, but that's not really an issue for this joke.

3) His wife was getting the bottom knocked out of her ass while he was deployed. lol!

But I'm guessing number 1 was probably more likely.

Now I might have to explain to my wife what a half naked man is doing in the files on my laptop.

What we told every guy/gal who's spouse/significant other cheated on them over deployment. I just told the old lady to make sure the guy was gone by the time I got back, replace the beer he drank and gas up the car for me. lol

Is that a half naked man or half of a naked man?

You typically get a 1 1/2 to two year deployment with one to two leaves. And most leaves are one week. Sometimes you get a 10 day leave, plus two days for travel.

I was in the Army for three years.

Yeah, sometimes they're 1 year, but the unit I was in (an infantry unit) they will typically go more than that.

Heard that one before.

lol

I thought that was his kid coming back from nursery and his delight at his kid not being shot.

nice one! but some of the comments here tho'....jesus!

That woman could be inseminated many times in that period, with the sperm of his male, that is frozen in the clinic for that purpose.

The great debate carries on.

Math

Wow. When did he bang her btw? And more importantly. WHOSE CHILD?

...????

I dont get it

Timeline.

yeah, but this is still totally possible