How am I supposed to know the difference when I'm half asleep?

I place my alarm clock across the room where I can't just slap it off. ;)

That's a good idea :-)

Except it's an alarm that gets louder until you turn it off. So I end up sitting on the edge of the bed trying to get my muscles to work and thinking 'shut the h3ll up!' Most of the time I'm up before the alarm - insomnia.

First alarm is 4:25 am lol

You'll be wide awake by the fifth alarm lol

I've been known to set it to pm instead of am time. But I usually set two alarms, one a lot earlier than I need to get up, and one close to the latest that I can get up as a backup. Wife gets mad and tells me to just set it when I have to get up because she hates the multiple snooze alarms going off. But I have to have lots of snooze time. I can't stand to have to jump right out of bed with no snoozing lol

Agreed, I need the snoozes! I can't just get up on the first alarm. What do I look like, a responsible adult? lol

Looks like you need an APP to turn it off after one millisecond (before it rings). ;-)

Well I need to hear it because I need to get up, but I set it so that I can slap the snooze like 5 times before I need to really get up. lol

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Lol some needs these masks :P

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LOL you and DK crack me up!

Thanks giveuahint. I'm glad we all have some laughs together.

LOL you and nopa are so hilarious!

Know what? You're right. To heck with this! I'm only gonna kill someone at work anyway! lol

Heh Heh

Lol :-)
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You already have my 6000th creation :-)

I don't deserve such nice things! That's so sweet. I am honored. :-)

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Lol :-)

That's how I sleep, anyways

I've been called smart quite a lot, but I do have my own..."badness", I guess you could say

I have to bribe myself with food to actually get up:)