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A tribute to one of the most brilliant minds that ever walked the face of Earth <3 | RELIGION HAS ACTUALLY CONVINCED PEOPLE; THAT THERE'S AN INVISIBLE MAN; LIVING IN THE SKY; WHO WATCHES EVERYTHING YOU DO; EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY; AND THE INVISIBLE MAN HAS A SPECIAL LIST OF TEN THINGS HE DOES NOT WANT YOU TO DO; AND IF YOU DO ANY OF THESE TEN THINGS; HE'S GOT A SPECIAL PLACE FULL OF FIRE,AND SMOKE,AND BURNING,AND TORTURE AND ANGUISH; WHERE HE WILL SEND YOU TO LIVE,AND SUFFER,AND BURN,AND CHOKE,AND SCREAM AND CRY; FOREVER AND EVER 'TILL THE END OF TIME; BUT HE LOVES YOU | image tagged in memes,comedy,george carlin,powermetalhead,religion,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,271 views 28 upvotes Made by anonymous 6 years ago in fun
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AND HE NEEDS MONEY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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HE'S ALL-POWERFUL,ALL-PERFECT,ALL-KNOWING AND ALL-WISE SOMEHOW,JUST CAN'T HANDLE MONEY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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YOU RECEIVED FREE GIVE FREE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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If you were born never hearing his "name" to confess it, tough shit

If you were born into a culture that rejects Christianity, well, that's not his fault, it's yours.

And eternity is entirely proportionate for offenses scattered around a short lifetime.

Sorry, fundies. If there's a heaven, Carlin's in it ahead of most of you Pharisees :-/
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Umm, no, the stupidity might be entirely yours. Did you forget to turn on your sarcasm detector?

Go reread the last line of my post. Or hell, the whole thing.
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In 1888 A.T.Schofield wrote Another World where he suggested God and spirits live in 4th dimensional space. In 1893 Arthur Willink wrote The World of the Unseen where he said that 4th dimensional space wasn't good enough and the only place grand enough for God was infinite dimensional space. So even in the late 1800s religious scholars were discussing multidimensional space in theoretical physics and God being an extra-dimensional entity. Extra-dimensional entities are assumed to operate outside of our laws of physics and be able to do things that would be considered supernatural.

This particular extra-dimensional entity is performing a psychological test on its subjects where they are expected to operate within certain moral parameters and does not want its existence proven any more than a scientist observing human or animal behavior due to it skewing the results.
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I love this so much.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FVVo036N9OY Then you will love this as well
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RELIGION HAS ACTUALLY CONVINCED PEOPLE; THAT THERE'S AN INVISIBLE MAN; LIVING IN THE SKY; WHO WATCHES EVERYTHING YOU DO; EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY; AND THE INVISIBLE MAN HAS A SPECIAL LIST OF TEN THINGS HE DOES NOT WANT YOU TO DO; AND IF YOU DO ANY OF THESE TEN THINGS; HE'S GOT A SPECIAL PLACE FULL OF FIRE,AND SMOKE,AND BURNING,AND TORTURE AND ANGUISH; WHERE HE WILL SEND YOU TO LIVE,AND SUFFER,AND BURN,AND CHOKE,AND SCREAM AND CRY; FOREVER AND EVER 'TILL THE END OF TIME; BUT HE LOVES YOU