How dang high do they need to be?

To balance out my perverted side lol

Yes, I am guilty of doing this too. lol And why is there always a creepy guy offering to "spot" me or give me a boost, and his hands are out in front of him in my butt area? How about you offer to reach up and get the item for me? Dang pervs lol

Yeah, because that's a real tough decision for a straight, single, UNDER-SEXED guy like myself to make. lol

lol I mean, I DO understand that line of thinking, but still... come on! As if I'm gonna be like, "Sure, Mr. Stranger. Just hover your cupped hands just outside the my rear area so that you can grope at me if I fall." lol Here's a tip: You're more likely to get a brief chat from the girl if you offer to help reach the item. The creepy guy is not even gonna get eye contact from me. lol

Hon, when a woman needs help, there are four types of men in this world.

1.) a gay man who will probably stop and help you
2.) a lazy, indifferent man who just keeps walking by
3.) a straight man who will help you
4.) a perve who will try and offer his "HANDS" for assistance

Believe it or not, I'm the straight man who will offer to help. The above reply meme was a joke. lol

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And of course I know you would help. Your reply was hilarious though. lol

I got a random thought. Started looking back and forth from your “Partial Face Reveal” meme. The eyes match... eyebrows match... is this your undercover face reveal?

This is not me, but you're right that we actually do look pretty similar. :-)

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gotta love tall privilege

If you actually helped not be like here go up there and ill spot you you can get conversation

Exactly. Just offer to reach the item for her. :-)

If guys stopped being pervs (im a dude btw) there could be less acwardness and more happiness

There are a lot more nice guys in this situation than creepy ones, and yes I agree.

So, offer help and avoid creepiness. Got it!

lol That guy is so creepy!

LMAO that's how it works, right?

You. Are So. Terrible. lol

He might have to use his lance.

or he could ride his horse into the store, and he'd be tall enough. lol

Lol, I do that lol the time! ; D

A what fetish?

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Please forgive my perverted mind :)

LMAO That's EXACTLY how I am with the dang washer! Practically crawling inside to get to the dang socks flattened at the bottom! This woman looks more graceful though. My legs are flailing, or I have them straddling/hugging the washer so I don't fall in. I never thought about what a funny/perverted sight that must be. lol

I could just imagine you with flaying legs lol

Of course, it's not funny at the time while I'm screaming obscenities. lol Ex-boyfriends have been known to "attempt" to take advantage of my predicament and were swiftly kicked... at least until I was helped out of the washer. lol

Right?

i figured this out after reading this comment section again

We have front loaders and they are awesome.

I had matching front loaders at my house in Florida, but my kid lives there now, so they're his. :-) I plan to get another set one day when I have money. lol

Our washer has actually been broken for over a year, and I can't find time to move all the crap out of the way to get it out to take it in to get it fixed. And there's never extra money for those things. I use the front loaders at the laundromat though, then bring it home to dry. I wish I could buy front loaders for my mom. She's pretty short and in her mid 70s and has a hard time loading and unloading laundry

Aww, I feel bad for your mom. :-( They're starting to be more commonplace now, so the prices may be dropping. Also, you might find used ones at a Good Will or Salvation Army, or even for sale in the local paper.

I find this fascinating :-)

She's a cutie. Perves gonna perve lol

I’m talking about laundry of course :-)