How dang high do they need to be?

How dang high do they need to be? | MY KITCHEN CABINETS ARE TOO DAMN HIGH | image tagged in memes,too damn high,high kitchen cabinets,short person | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
4,068 views, 68 upvotes, Made by giveuahint 1 month ago memestoo damn highhigh kitchen cabinetsshort person
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11 ups, 5 replies
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To balance out my perverted side lol
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9 ups, 2 replies
EXCUSE ME, MISS WOULD YOU LIKE A BOOST? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Yes, I am guilty of doing this too. lol And why is there always a creepy guy offering to "spot" me or give me a boost, and his hands are out in front of him in my butt area? How about you offer to reach up and get the item for me? Dang pervs lol
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Hmmm | Give ger a "BOOST" or get the item for her | image tagged in hmmm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Yeah, because that's a real tough decision for a straight, single, UNDER-SEXED guy like myself to make. lol
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I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
lol I mean, I DO understand that line of thinking, but still... come on! As if I'm gonna be like, "Sure, Mr. Stranger. Just hover your cupped hands just outside the my rear area so that you can grope at me if I fall." lol Here's a tip: You're more likely to get a brief chat from the girl if you offer to help reach the item. The creepy guy is not even gonna get eye contact from me. lol
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YOU REALLY DON'T GET IT,  HUH? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Hon, when a woman needs help, there are four types of men in this world.

1.) a gay man who will probably stop and help you
2.) a lazy, indifferent man who just keeps walking by
3.) a straight man who will help you
4.) a perve who will try and offer his "HANDS" for assistance

Believe it or not, I'm the straight man who will offer to help. The above reply meme was a joke. lol

{{{{{ Hugs }}}}}
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5 ups, 2 replies
1'S AND 3'S ARE NICE PEOPLE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
And of course I know you would help. Your reply was hilarious though. lol
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5 ups, 2 replies
One Does Not Simply Meme | I’m 6’3” so I get no comment due to Tall Privilege | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups, 2 replies
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1 up, 1 reply
I got a random thought. Started looking back and forth from your “Partial Face Reveal” meme. The eyes match... eyebrows match... is this your undercover face reveal?
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0 ups, 1 reply
This is not me, but you're right that we actually do look pretty similar. :-)
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3 ups
gotta love tall privilege
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1 up, 2 replies
If you actually helped not be like here go up there and ill spot you you can get conversation
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1 up, 1 reply
If guys stopped being pervs (im a dude btw) there could be less acwardness and more happiness
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1 up
There are a lot more nice guys in this situation than creepy ones, and yes I agree.
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1 up
Exactly. Just offer to reach the item for her. :-)
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2 ups, 1 reply
So, offer help and avoid creepiness. Got it!
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4 ups, 2 replies
lol That guy is so creepy!
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4 ups, 1 reply
LMAO that's how it works, right?
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6 ups
You. Are So. Terrible. lol
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2 ups, 1 reply
He might have to use his lance.
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2 ups
or he could ride his horse into the store, and he'd be tall enough. lol
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3 ups, 1 reply
:)
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1 up, 1 reply
A what fetish?
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0 ups
It's made up :)
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2 ups
Lol, I do that lol the time! ; D
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7 ups, 3 replies
Please forgive my perverted mind :)
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9 ups, 4 replies
LMAO That's EXACTLY how I am with the dang washer! Practically crawling inside to get to the dang socks flattened at the bottom! This woman looks more graceful though. My legs are flailing, or I have them straddling/hugging the washer so I don't fall in. I never thought about what a funny/perverted sight that must be. lol
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7 ups, 1 reply
I could just imagine you with flaying legs lol
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5 ups
Of course, it's not funny at the time while I'm screaming obscenities. lol Ex-boyfriends have been known to "attempt" to take advantage of my predicament and were swiftly kicked... at least until I was helped out of the washer. lol
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2 ups, 1 reply
Right?
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1 up
i figured this out after reading this comment section again
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2 ups, 1 reply
We have front loaders and they are awesome.
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3 ups, 1 reply
I had matching front loaders at my house in Florida, but my kid lives there now, so they're his. :-) I plan to get another set one day when I have money. lol
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2 ups, 1 reply
Our washer has actually been broken for over a year, and I can't find time to move all the crap out of the way to get it out to take it in to get it fixed. And there's never extra money for those things. I use the front loaders at the laundromat though, then bring it home to dry. I wish I could buy front loaders for my mom. She's pretty short and in her mid 70s and has a hard time loading and unloading laundry
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3 ups
Aww, I feel bad for your mom. :-( They're starting to be more commonplace now, so the prices may be dropping. Also, you might find used ones at a Good Will or Salvation Army, or even for sale in the local paper.
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1 up
I find this fascinating :-)
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3 ups, 2 replies
She's a cutie. Perves gonna perve lol
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2 ups
I’m talking about laundry of course :-)
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6 ups
I guess that could have its benefits. :-)
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1 up, 1 reply
I got inspired from your short meme. So i made a meme about it.
But it's a long meme
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1 up
I just upvoted and commented on it. :-)
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2 ups, 1 reply
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1 up
Those really are high. lol
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2 ups, 1 reply
You think having to step up to reach something high is bad? Try having to bend over to reach something low.
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0 ups
You've got me there. I have a slight back problem, and if I have to bend over consistently throughout the day, I'm hurting for a while.
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1 up
Upvoted your last 14 memes. :-)
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2 ups, 1 reply
I could probably reach them, but then, you know how tall I am :D
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3 ups
lol
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2 ups, 1 reply
*so :P
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2 ups, 1 reply
Waiting for her to need from higher shelf
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2 ups
That's what I need. Someone to walk around and wait for me to need "reaching" assistance. lol
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2 ups, 1 reply
Here’s another :-)
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2 ups, 1 reply
lol but I don't guarantee it. :-)
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2 ups, 1 reply
As long as you keep the word “better” under control, lol :-)
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1 up
Agree! :-)
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2 ups, 1 reply
lol
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2 ups
Lol!
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2 ups, 1 reply
Not a problem, simply have the kitchen lowered!

*runs for cover*
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0 ups
And here goes my comment waaaaaaaay to the bottom of giveuahint's mass commentary...
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2 ups, 1 reply
Check it out, the last Tweet and Facebook post imgflip made was a link to your multi panel meme.

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2 ups, 1 reply
Yay! They don't seem to post much. Looks like it had been 4 months since they had last posted, so I feel flattered that they even bothered to post mine. :-)
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Yeah they almost never post which is a shame because it would really help get traffic to the site
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