Born of a mutual brainstorm with nottaBot! What other kind'a turds y'all got? Leave your turds in comments!

Born of a mutual brainstorm with nottaBot! What other kind'a turds y'all got? Leave your turds in comments! | THEY GOT ALL KIND'A TURDS. MUSTURD, CUSTURD, FILIBIUSTURD, BASTURD,PLASTURD..... | image tagged in bubba gump shrimp,turds,nixieknox,nottabot,memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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THAT'S SOME FUNNY SH!T! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Potential runs on second and turd!
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Agreed - this one was unexpected!

But a welcome addition to the collection. :-)
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TURD BASE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Roll Safe Think About It Meme | IT GOT TOO LATE TO THINK OF ONE, ELEVEN-TURDY IS MY BEDTIME | image tagged in memes,roll safe think about it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
lol
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Ha! And I thought you had a turdy mind! ;-p
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poo clock | I'M GUESSING YOU START GETTING READY FOR BED WHEN THE LITTLE HAND HITS NUMBER TWO. | image tagged in poo clock | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Neil Gorsuch U.S. Supreme Court  | ha ha ha ha ha Filibusturd! | image tagged in neil gorsuch us supreme court | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
:)
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4 ups
LOL! Nice one!
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3 ups
Yep, gotta give the lady a point there.

And I see a few people already have. :-)
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4 ups, 1 reply
Brainstorm? Sounds more like s sh!tstorm. I like it! :-)
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4 ups, 1 reply
HA! That reminds me of a funny story... I'll try keeping it short!

My oldest was never bad about pooping in her bath water when she was little. But ONE day when she was about 3 years old, let one go in there and freaked out! Before I could do anything She snatched it up and dropped over the side of the tub and the thing EXPLODED on impact. So yeah. Sh!T storm indeed!
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Ah haah... you see? That's why I didn't have kids - just in case.

And I think you have to do sex first. So I'm safe, for now.

I'd better click 'Post Comment' before my gal comes in and see this. Uh oh, here she comes! ;-)
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They come with poop! And LOTS of it!
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So it's TRUE, then... the Turd Turbin?

Say it ain't so. No wait... don't say nuthin'. I prefer to forget!
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4 ups, 2 replies
Okay, I'll play the game :)
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5 ups, 1 reply
John, you knocked the wind outta me with that one!

Seriously...I laughed so hard I had to stop myself to breathe a couple of times.

The body language on both of them... the text... everything is hilarious.

*ding ding ding*

And the winner is... reallyitsjohn by a knockout! :-D

Thank you sir. I needed that.
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3 ups, 1 reply
I saw that fight, his crotch took a brutal beating! lol, All to make you laugh!
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Did you upload the template, or is it int the imgflip collection. *crosses fingers*

That is f#cking funny. Nut soup! The poor guy must have coughed the up in the dressing room.

He got off easy though... Tyson has been known to remove body parts using only his teeth.

No wait... he probably never got off again in his life. ;-p
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There you go. Have fun with it. Tyson had 2 or 3 points taken away in that fight for low blows. I felt like I was passing a stone every time one landed
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Thank you again. Here is my FIRST attempt...

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And there will be more!

This won't hit the streets for hours so you get the first view. :-)
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Thanks for the picture. I'll probably use it today. :-)

Tyson was famous for low blows - if I remember correctly.

Still can't get over the hilarious look f determination on his face. I absolutely LOVE it!
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3 ups, 1 reply
Don King got him doing a lot of things he didn't need to do.
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Like make millions of dollars! ;-)
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There are some things even I won't image search!
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Ha! ha! Upvoted all!

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