Mothers day next week, don't forget to call her,(your mom, not mine), this is your first reminder.

Googling for this pic whilst eating my lunch, goodbye apetite.

lol

Female co-worker: "My ankle hurts. I cut it while shaving."
Me: "That's never happened to me".
Female co-worker: "You've never cut yourself while shaving!?"
Me: "Oh I have, just not my ankle".

I used to think it was super sexy to shave a woman, you know, the fun bits, till you get there and try, its like dissarming a bomb with a razor..... nooooooo sudden moves.

what day exactly?

This is funny,& yes,true. Boys DO need good male role models,because if they don't get them,adolescence can be a hideous time,unless Mama is a very strong lady & her son loves her enough to listen to her when she lays down the law. Some mothers are veritable Valkykies who raise their children again stunning odds with such grace that they shame the rest of us.