Everyone Else Can Just... Work Twice As Hard

Everyone Else Can Just... Work Twice As Hard | IF WE COULD LAYOFF HALF THE PEOPLE THE OWNERS WOULD GET EVEN RICHER | image tagged in memes,that would be great | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
share
1,668 views, 24 upvotes, Made by nottaBot 7 months ago memesthat would be great
That Would Be Great memeRe-caption this meme
Add Meme
Post Comment
reply
3 ups, 1 reply
THAT'D BE GREAT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
reply
3 ups, 1 reply
Thank you for stopping by. Please empty your wallet as you enter. ;-)
reply
3 ups, 2 replies
First World Problems Meme | he DID empty his wallet but it was just to count the money! | image tagged in memes,first world problems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
reply
4 ups, 1 reply
ARE YOU SPYING ON ME? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
reply
3 ups
Employers are legally entitled to check your email, blood, and hair for... anything they don't approve of. Especially off hours, personal activities.

So... no, not much. ;-)
reply
3 ups
Count de Monet? No way.

You mean from History of the World (Part I)?
reply
[deleted]
3 ups, 1 reply
Y'all Got Any More Of That Meme | MORE WORK? NO THANK YOU | image tagged in memes,y'all got any more of that | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
lol
reply
2 ups
But this a highly visible, competitive position. It's a customer facing solution opportunity.

We'll call you an idea generator in our Center of Excellence.

Let's go TEAM! ;-)
reply
1 up, 1 reply
reply
1 up, 1 reply
Didn't the Romans build a Colosseum for something similar?

And they went out of business! ;-)
reply
1 up
reply
[deleted]
1 up
reply
1 up, 2 replies
reply
2 ups, 1 reply
Sure, it's a team!

Like a family, so we have to go that extra mile and we'll all be better for it. ;-)

*vomits*
reply
1 up, 1 reply
reply
2 ups
Well not exactly. Not for people at you level.

But everyone above you will get a bonus, based on how well you perform.

Would you mind filling out a self-review and make suggestions and goals for you to improve?

Of course we have our own standards and anything you write will be meaningless.

But we want you to take ownership and deliver...

But first a series of non-stop, unnecessary meetings. Nothing good will come of them.

Go team go!
reply
2 ups
Did you say MORE pay?

Now you funny... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! :-D

OK, back to work now. The party is over.

We've got deadlines and unrealistic goals to meet!

*sounds of whips cracking*
reply
0 ups
Wait! What about THIS one?

imgflip.com/i/28swkr

It's much better, don't you think?
reply
0 ups
[image deleted]
Flip Settings
That Would Be Great memeRe-caption this meme

Created with the Imgflip Meme Generator

IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
IF WE COULD LAYOFF HALF THE PEOPLE; THE OWNERS WOULD GET EVEN RICHER
hotkeys: D = random, W = like, S = dislike, A = back
Feedback