One Does Not Simply

One Does Not Simply Meme | ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY APPROACH ME WHILE I AM PUMPING GAS TO TRY TO SELL ME WINDOW CLEANER. | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SURE, I'D... UMMM... BE HAPPY TO BUY... WHAT WAS IT AGAIN? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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HOLD ON NOW WE GOT SOME BOOBIES OVER HERE! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Third World Skeptical Kid Meme | I HADN'T NOTICED | image tagged in memes,third world skeptical kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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LITTLE GIRLS ARE THE DEVIL! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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THEN I GUESS I'M GOING TO THE SPECIAL HELL | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
wait, that sounded bad! O.o
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SPECIAL HELL! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Hmmm, and for some reason, can't for the life of me imagine why, I didn't notice the watermark in the bottom right corner, or I would have clipped it out >.<
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Worry not! I do not have my glasses on so I wouldn't have noticed anyway!
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Lol
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To each their own. ;)
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:)
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Ha! A few days ago I was eating at McDonalds and an employee walks up with a cellphone and asked if I would mind taking a survey while I ate.

I was like, "WTF?"... it's hard enough to get that stuff down as it is!

You'd figure at a fine dining establishment like that, they would at least leave a form on the table and let people eat in peace (with all the screaming kids and chairs scraping the floor).

Anyway, I saw a guy at a nearby table take the bait and it was a looong survey! She was plugging the answers into an app, I think. The poor guy.

As if asking for an online survey on every receipt isn't enough? At least there you get free fries or something as incentive. Who knows... maybe half off something... I never did it.

Sheesh! Now you're making me hungry... you and that dang meme of yours. *drools*

Wait... window cleaner?
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Those jerks at the gas pumped have you TRAPPED! They know you ain't leaving without gas in the tank. I pity the fool that asks me to take a survey while I eat. SMH.,... ridiculous!
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So you are Missus T, then? I pity the fool too! ;-p

JK, sista. Thanks for sharing. See you at the pump!
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Next time I will be ready with some JHO pamphlets or Mormon literature. Imma ask the fools if they have heard the good news!
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