to bad i hate dogs i nearly downvoted but i thought to myself "It's f*cking kenj what the h3ll do you expect just upvote his s*ity meme and tell him how much of an a$s the dog is* so i did
ONE MORNING I WOKE UP, LOOKED IN THE MIRROR, AND TOLD MYSELF TO GET A GYM MEMBERSHIP; THEN I TOLD MYSELF TO SHUT THE HELL UP, GRAB MY WALLET, AND HEAD DOWN TO MY NATURAL HABITAT