How much longer before they ban all knives, and food companies have to pre-cut our food for us like 2 year olds?

How much longer before they ban all knives, and food companies have to pre-cut our food for us like 2 year olds? | image tagged in memes,gun control,knife control,england | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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10 ups, 1 reply
THEY TOOK MY KNIVES. 
I TOOK THEIR LIVES. THEN THEY BANNED KARATE. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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ACTUALLY REQUIRING HIGHLY TRAINED PEOPLE TO REGISTER WITH THE GOVERNMENT AS LETHAL WEAPONS IS NOW A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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6 ups, 1 reply
That's already a thing. I'm registered as a weapon in the US. I seriously think the next step in the U.K. is to ban martial arts if they're able to get rid of knives.

Limp wristed tea sippers. If they had any balls they'd rebel against their government and have them re legalize firearms
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3 ups, 1 reply
But are you registered incidentally as a by-product of some kind of military training, or did they threaten you with jail if you didn't register?
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4 ups, 1 reply
I had to register when I became a professional mma fighter. If you're not registered you can't fight. To be fair not every professional should really be considered a lethal weapon. It's just political junk.

There's probably military training that requires registration but I think anybody can go get themselves registered so they can feel cool.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Then it's not quite the same, though I'm not trying to be argumentative or anything. I'm talking about them taking it to the extreme step of being /required/ to "register or go to prison", even if you don't compete or aren't in the military.
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5 ups, 1 reply
I can totally see that happening. First it will be government registration forms at your kids karate class. Then, after the first person gets murdered by a kung fu master, they'll just ban martial arts all together.

It's not unheard of. The US outlawed martial arts in Japan after ww2.
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4 ups
Yup, shades of the superhuman registration act from the first Marvel Civil War event.

I hadn't actually heard about the outlawing of martial arts in the US back then, though it doesn't surprise me.
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8 ups, 1 reply
Yet, when we talk about this very thing happening here people think we're stupid. A person bent on hurting people will find a way.
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7 ups, 2 replies
Yeah, if it's not knives, then next it will probably be fire, with a rash of molotov cocktail assaults.

Or they'll start using cars a lot more to commit vehicular homicide, and then those of us who have used the "number of people killed by cars vs number killed by guns" argument will laugh our asses off at the irony.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Lucretia Borgia, anyone?
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2 ups
Lol, I can't recall ever actually having heard of her til you made me look her up. In fact the only Borgia I know of is Victor, and his name is actually spelled Borge. XD

Also, it's not just Lucrezia. Historically, poison is usually the choice of most female murderers.
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3 ups, 1 reply
that would make amazing meme material
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4 ups, 1 reply
Indeed, and to make the irony even more hilarious, they couldn't argue for "car control" because that's already fully in effect, and still doesn't stop people from breaking the law.
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3 ups, 1 reply
trust me, they can find a way
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5 ups, 1 reply
You can't even kill someone when they invade your home sometimes the home invader will sue you if they hurt themselves when trying to burgle your house the UK is a joke at this point
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2 ups
Yeah, it's just as bad in at least parts of the US
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4 ups, 1 reply
Even after they ban knife possession and sales. Black market black smithing will be a booming industry.
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3 ups
Probably make blacksmithing a crime, since when you come right down to it, smiths invented (or helped invent) nearly all weapons anyways.
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B*tch please!
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