If that were the case, why is Satan the bad guy instead of a good guy?
The people who sell tobacco products are having tar forced down their throats while being told that the tar isn't doing any lung damage.
The sexual deviants are guarded in a high-security pit.
Golfers have an unfair game of golf.
Christian televangelists are.... in Hell!
Atheists are given a tour of Hell and are sometimes taken back to the world of the living... as well as being best friends with Satan.
Very few people go to Heaven... sadly..
Source: Old Harry's Game, by Andy Hamilton.