When God made Man, some parts of the body argued about who would be boss. The Brain said he should be boss because he controlled all of Man's functions. The Heart said he should be boss because he pumped life-giving blood throughout the body that made everything possible. The Limbs said they should be boss because they helped Man do everything and go everywhere. Then the Ass Hole applied for the job. The other Parts laughed so hard that the Ass Hole got mad and closed up. Soon, the Brain got foggy, the Heart fluttered and the Limbs got stiff. Before long, they relented and mad the Ass Hole boss. Which goes to show that you don't have to be a Brain to be boss. Just an Ass Hole.
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