As loud as possible,5ths not parallel 4ths,extra points on a Blackmore or Yngwie signature strat

Yep,drives em crazy when you keep messing up and starting again :)

lol

Best me to it

:) :D !

Right on!

Lol true :)

I was hoping you'ld like that! :D

Awesome :)

:D

Lol love it :)

:)!

Im guessing that your a guitarist :) rock on

:D! I try!

Thats awesome bro :)

Bwahaha! Great!

:) :D !

For bonuser points, don't play it the legit way. Play it the way guitar instructors teach 5 year olds to play it.

And on top of that,mis tune your guitar in such a way that every note gives an instant headache! And add wah

And mega distortion. Like three of them. In fact, turn on every effect on the demo board.

Turn all amp knobs all the way up and you're set.

And palm mute! And if you have a drummer,make sure he blast beats in the background

Don't forget to play snare with bass drum! Oh, and a bit of failed pick harmonics couldn't hurt. Finger tapping poorly too!

Oh my god! Wah would make it terrible! Official tuning(from top to bottom):
Bb
D#
G
Cb
Eb
A#

It will sound beautiful.

E
Bb
G
C#
A
F

Chorus, flanger, and drive on 10. Surely that would get some attention

Hell yeah!

Also exellent lol :)

Thanks! (In case others don't know who Yngwie J Malmsteen is here's Uncle Maestro)

Got to use those Scallopped frets for something :)

Might get kicked out, though

Krank! Dethklok approves! Lol

I can't say that I dislike Krank, but when I was upgrading my live rig I tried one out. Wasn't terribly impressed by the clean tones. I went with a JSX head through a 2x12 Diavlo cab. Enough power for smaller venues and likes pedals.

I play just a little for fun. You know, a bedroom jammer. I would never buy anything from GC but I think it's great run to troll the people there. You know, grab a random guitar and detune it so I can ask them to tune it for me. Ask them how to use an amp. Just be utterly annoying. Then leave and show up later with one of my own Guitars. It's fun because in a smaller town they remember you

Wow i didn't know there was such a universal feeling about guitar center out there, i thought it was just our two south florida stores! I just go to a little miami place called the Guitar Nook where they're super cool. Keep having fun that's what i do! :)

Yup, just for fun ;)

But you'll probably get beaten up and then banished from the guitar center if you do that

Oh,no doubt it's a scorched earth scenario! Lol :)