As loud as possible,5ths not parallel 4ths,extra points on a Blackmore or Yngwie signature strat

As loud as possible,5ths not parallel 4ths,extra points on a Blackmore or Yngwie signature strat | BEST WAY TO TROLL GUITAR CENTER EMPLOYEES SMOKE ON THE WATER | image tagged in memes,blank nut button,metal mania week | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Yep,drives em crazy when you keep messing up and starting again :)
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lol
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3 ups
Best me to it
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:) :D !
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COOL. I'VE PLAYED OFF & ON FOR 30 YEARS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups
Right on!
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3 ups, 1 reply
Lol true :)
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7 ups, 1 reply
I was hoping you'ld like that! :D
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4 ups, 1 reply
Awesome :)
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5 ups, 1 reply
:D
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5 ups, 1 reply
Lol love it :)
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4 ups, 1 reply
:)!
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4 ups, 1 reply
Im guessing that your a guitarist :) rock on
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3 ups, 1 reply
:D! I try!
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Thats awesome bro :)
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2 ups, 1 reply
Bwahaha! Great!
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:) :D !
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2 ups, 1 reply
For bonuser points, don't play it the legit way. Play it the way guitar instructors teach 5 year olds to play it.
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2 ups, 2 replies
And on top of that,mis tune your guitar in such a way that every note gives an instant headache! And add wah
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3 ups, 2 replies
And mega distortion. Like three of them. In fact, turn on every effect on the demo board.
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2 ups
Turn all amp knobs all the way up and you're set.
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1 up, 1 reply
And palm mute! And if you have a drummer,make sure he blast beats in the background
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Don't forget to play snare with bass drum! Oh, and a bit of failed pick harmonics couldn't hurt. Finger tapping poorly too!
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2 ups, 2 replies
Oh my god! Wah would make it terrible! Official tuning(from top to bottom):
Bb
D#
G
Cb
Eb
A#

It will sound beautiful.
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2 ups
E
Bb
G
C#
A
F

Chorus, flanger, and drive on 10. Surely that would get some attention
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Hell yeah!
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2 ups
Also exellent lol :)
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Thanks! (In case others don't know who Yngwie J Malmsteen is here's Uncle Maestro)
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2 ups
Got to use those Scallopped frets for something :)
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2 ups
Might get kicked out, though
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Krank! Dethklok approves! Lol
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I can't say that I dislike Krank, but when I was upgrading my live rig I tried one out. Wasn't terribly impressed by the clean tones. I went with a JSX head through a 2x12 Diavlo cab. Enough power for smaller venues and likes pedals.
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I play just a little for fun. You know, a bedroom jammer. I would never buy anything from GC but I think it's great run to troll the people there. You know, grab a random guitar and detune it so I can ask them to tune it for me. Ask them how to use an amp. Just be utterly annoying. Then leave and show up later with one of my own Guitars. It's fun because in a smaller town they remember you
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Wow i didn't know there was such a universal feeling about guitar center out there, i thought it was just our two south florida stores! I just go to a little miami place called the Guitar Nook where they're super cool. Keep having fun that's what i do! :)
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Yup, just for fun ;)
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1 up, 1 reply
But you'll probably get beaten up and then banished from the guitar center if you do that
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Oh,no doubt it's a scorched earth scenario! Lol :)
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