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Two Buttons Meme | CALL YOUR LAWYER TO SEE IF IT'S OK TO SAY A GIRL IS BEAUTIFUL. TELL A GIRL SHE IS BEAUTIFUL | image tagged in memes,two buttons | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
36,008 views 221 upvotes Made by imawingsfan 7 years ago in fun
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13 ups, 7y,
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MY LAWYER GAVE ME THE OKAY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
7 ups, 7y,
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GO FOR IT! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 7y
Bad Luck Brian Meme | COMMUNITY COLLEGE LAW DEGREE, HIT'S ON CHICK IVY LEAGUE | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
7 ups, 7y
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5 ups, 7y
Page nine?
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4 ups, 7y
5 ups, 7y,
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And he likes you back
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1 up, 7y,
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It's nice to see you're considering the feelings of trans men.
0 ups, 7y
4 ups, 7y
4 ups, 7y
Better call a lawyer sometimes.
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4 ups, 7y,
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3 ups, 7y,
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3 ups, 7y,
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Or the third option: Just don't!
1 up, 7y
3 ups, 7y,
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this society is the reason more and more guys are avoiding women all together. some guys won't even look at a girl who's all dressed up in make up and tight clothing.
0 ups, 7y,
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For me, a creep is usually a shy half-psychotic person who has a hard-time interacting with people but absolutely love to interact with his/her own fantaisies (and very often, and sometimes very awkward).
So, basically, if you don't talk to them at all they'll still call you a creep except that you won't listen or get hurt by yourself, over in the corner.
1 up, 7y,
1 reply
so you're saying I'm a creep if i avoid you. also I'm a creep if i talk to you?
1 up, 7y,
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If you talk by ignoring the reactions of the others, basically you'll be the definition of a creep (for me). Technically, a creep is (for me, again) often talking to himself/herself even when there is someone else(s) around like he/she doesn't want to accept people real existence around. Creeps are like they want people to be ghosts and don't want to see them as real people or something. Plus a creep is very anxious to the others so he's/she's socially awkward and he/she's very insecure. In addition to that, what distinguish creeps from other shy or introverts people is a highly fertile imagination based on sexual, agressive and/or glaucous pictures which are ignoring the outter reality, will be shocking or unacceptable by social groups if they were directly expressed and creeps WANT to express these phantasms directly even though they can't (that point is important cause it what's make the difference between creeps and others imaginative persons who are expressing things indirectly like artists)

That is the social definition of a creep as I see it.

But even if I knew you enough to call you a creep, I won't. It's a social classification and it's no more fashionable anyway.
However, you can be called a creep because you don't like to talk to people or if you talk to them like you're soliloquizing with inapprehensible monologue (like this one u_u).
Not saying you'll be one then, just telling you that people will see you as one.

What that too much ? I got carried away on that one...
0 ups, 7y,
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I'll choose to be called a creep, because i avoid talking to you. at least then I'll be happy and oblivious. lol
0 ups, 7y
Where does this "you" come from ? I'm not one of THEM, I'm just trying to understand how they think and how they see creeps. Way more funny than just ignoring these disgusting classifiers.
2 ups, 7y,
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I seriously hope that all of these memes are just satirical humor and not actually truth. Because if so, as a single guy, I am beginning to wonder if I should even bother with girls...
1 up, 7y
just go mgtow. its the only way to fly.
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2 ups, 7y
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1 up, 7y
1 up, 7y,
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up aSPECIALROOM to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or imSORRY
0 ups, 7y,
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There are those who kill because they need to. And those who kill because they can. I'll let you guess which one I am.
1 up, 7y,
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umm the one who needs to? ._.
0 ups, 7y
Wrong.
1 up, 7y
LOL
1 up, 7y
1 up, 7y
0 ups, 7y,
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Yes, it's ok to call a girl beautiful, but don't talk about her tits, arse, p*ssy or anything else that involves sex.
2 ups, 7y,
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Let's be contextual here.
1 up, 7y
Hmmm, you have a point. If she asks, or if you know her well and you know she wouldn't mind, then it's ok, but if she's a stranger in a nightclub or something, then stay away from those things.
0 ups, 7y
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1 up, 7y,
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OMG! I love this! The Social Justice Warriors are out of control!!!!
1 up, 7y,
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OH YES TOTALLY! Why, they are asking us to ask permission first. OH THE HUMANITY! THEY ARE ALL OUT OF CONTROL!

If you couldn't see my sarcasm due to it being in text form. That was me being sarcastic.
0 ups, 6y,
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Yes I see the sarcasm. But the behavior of the SJWs has escalated to the point where boundaries for socially acceptable behavior are unclear and confusing. I'm a female and even I think it's a little excessive for a woman to get upset when a male tells her she's beautiful.
0 ups, 6y
It is more how much it is done and in what way. For example, you do so while they are in a work environment or while they are alone in the dark, it feels uncomfortable for them. It is all about specifics. When you strike up conversation and have a nice friendly chat, then it is alright to do it. All about good social cues regardless of any gender.
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