Guns, knives, harpoons, heat seeking missiles and Paul Ryan's hair - PRESTO! gone from school, but, naaaaah.....

Now that is a thought.

Yeah, that way they don't have to wait for the gunfire to alert them to the fact that someone has a weapon. Metal detectors without trained and armed security are useless.

You're right. Let em in, let em shoot, let em kill, THEN cry about protecting the cherished rights of guns after!

Not what I'm saying at all. But you don't want intelligent conversation, do you? Metal detectors are worthless if they have no one there to stop them is my point. Do you think metal detectors automatically disarm the attacker? Get off your mommy's computer and go back to your Tide Pods.

But if they're transformers, once the alarms go off, they can do their transformer bit and rock em sock em!