Evil Toddler

Imagine my Mom’s shock and horror to find a 5 foot shark taking up the bathtub!
Not to mention all the sand everywhere, as she dragged him up the beach, up the steps to the beach house and through the living room into the master bathroom!
She stormed out to the deck and yelled at my sister “Get this thing outta here!!!”
She through it in the bay and we sadly watched it turn on its side and float away in the current out to the open ocean.

The funny part is my sister was only about 8 or 9 when she caught it... with her bare hands!!!!
The water erupted as she took hold of it and pulled it up on the beach.... this was a shark about 5 ft in length!!
It fought her going up the beach, but she knocked it senseless going up the steps into the beach house.

I miss my sister... she was one adventure after another!

Jk

just kidding

I was 12, and my older brother was starting to drive. One day, I'm sitting at home, just watching some T.V. when BAM!, my bro had crashed the car into my neighbor's pool.
My parents had heard the noise and my bro got in huge trouble. But as my bro was walking back to the house, this baseball came outta nowhere and hit him straight on the head.
Dude was conked out for like 3 hours.