Distracted Boyfriend

Nice one

Oooops, not partisan enough, and too honest and real. This meme won't get any traction from the drones on auto pilot.

Super delegates. I mean what a Democratic idea!!

It's a 3 ring circus. And we're the monkees. It's all con.

Schumer: "Oooh, ooh, I give up, don't twist my arm too hard"

Bill Clinton: "I had no choice, the evil Republicans made me do it.
Veto? Who's that? Was he in the Godfather? Does he sell pot?"

Hillary: "But we didn't know that when we authorized going to war with Iraq we authorized going to war with Iraq"

Kennedy: "Er, ahh, I'll, ahh, get to that, ahh, later, er, ahh, after I'm dead"

Ironically because he got martyred, LBJ was forced to sign into law what JFK only PRETENDED he was gonna one day, but never would've.
If Mr Fuqalot didn't get shot, there'd be no Civil Rights Act, Voting Act, Food Stamps, Medicare, and a whole bunch of other shit.

Basic divide and conquer distractions while the aristocratic class screws the willing minions to line their own pockets with gold.

I Didn't Get Mine