A really nice way of saying there's no hope

What do you mean with no hope? Do you mean no life of the "soul" after the "body" dies?

becoming one with Universe sounds scary to me that's why I make a face like Woody :)

You are right - if it meant to loose your individuallity, it would be scary. But why do you think this is so?

you're taking this meme waaaay to seriously

You mean Cutememes is just joking around? I can't judge, because I don't know her/him.

:)

The lazy ones stay up there as long as they can, the other ones come back do get some work done. By the way, I guess we need a Numerus Clausus for reincarnation on our planet - the ones not so willing to co-operate here could be sent to another planet to build up an oxygen atmosphere there with the aid of artificial photosynthesis.

I think we probably keep our soul. I hope so anyway! :)

There seems to be enough evidence in the world that we do, if you keep your eyes open!