I don't always exercise, but when I think about it, I use the bible to get out of it.

I don't always exercise, but when I think about it, I use the bible to get out of it. | I WANTED TO GO JOGGING THIS MORNING BUT I REMEMBERED THAT PROVERBS SAYS, "THE WICKED RUN WHEN NO ONE IS CHASING THEM SO THERE'S THAT | image tagged in memes,steve harvey,exercise,funny memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Proverbs 20:4 also says "The slacker does not plow during planting season; at harvest time he looks, and there is nothing"
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I think I read that all those who's names were not found in the Book of Life were thrown into the Bog of Eternal Stynch.....or something like that.
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What does that have to do with Proverbs?
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The meme that originated this thread is a spoof on those who use scripture to their own ends, twisting it, as it were. There was no attempt at making a salient point explicitly or implied. It's just a humorous meme. Now...to answer you question about the "Bog of Eternal Stynch". That was yet another twisting (for the sake of humor) of a passage that imported a reference to a movie you've obviously not seen, Labrynth. Again, it's all in jest, and a light-hearted jab at the way culture misappropriates biblical texts to suit its own ends. Hope that helps.
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OOOooohhh, kinda like how some people's favorite books of the Bible are "1 Impressions" and "2 Opinions"
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lol. Yeah, something like that.
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lol, yeah something like that.
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I think it also says "Thou shalt not overexert thyself"
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That's truly good news!
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