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Mark Twain:"If Christ Were Here, There Is One Thing..." | “If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.”; Mark Twain | image tagged in mark twain,samuel clemens,jesus,christ,christianity,christian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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6 ups, 6y,
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1 up, 2y
Good one.
1 up, 6y,
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If Christ were here (and the next time he comes) this would be going down:
2 Thessalonians 1:7-8
2 ups, 6y,
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It's not a question of following. It's a question of wanting to distance himself from people who are so shiftless they can rationalize anything - even the election of a despicable person whose first wife said he raped her.

"Lest We Forget, Trump Raped His Wife"
http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/11/lest-we-forget.html

"Why White Evangelicals Are Okay With Voting For Sexual Predators Like Moore And Trump"
http://paxonbothhouses.blogspot.com/2017/12/how-white-evangelicals-are-okay-with.html
4 ups, 6y,
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I don't think they lack ambition. They are ambitious for all the wrong reasons.
I think that your beef is with amoral political tribalism, which is present on the Left and Right. You point out the "white evangelicals" and Christians, but what about the tribalism on the Left from secularists or "liberal" Christians?

The people on the Left "rationalize" hoards of antifa jack-boot thugs doing violence in the streets as "peaceful counter protests" or "antifascism" and "free speech." Many of them have said they don't think Al Frankin or John Connors should have resigned because they wanted their votes to remain in Congress. I personally don't think the political Left really even cared about the accusations against Frankin or Connors, they just wanted to "have the moral high ground" in their attacks against Trump and Moore in case he had won. So Frankin and Connors "took one for the team." Talking about "rationalizing anything," were you around in the Clinton years?

The Christians who voted for Trump had to choose between a douche nozzle and a turd sandwich or not vote at all. From what I understand from most of the Christians I know, they voted against one and not "for" the other.

Unfortunately, the mentality of tribalism has caused many of these people to actually believe that Trump can do no wrong. Not because they think he is impeccable, but because the "other side" is against him so he must be right.

The Christians who supported Moore until the end were acting out of tribalism and not according to the ethics taught by Christ. For Christians like myself who see through the tribalism and the unchristian behavior it can influence, we long for the day when Christ will return to reign and bring an end to all this nonsense. He won't be distancing himself, he will be ruling us all and put an end to all our foolishness.

I'm all for calling out people when they do stupid stuff, but you lose credibility when you don't call out both sides. That in itself looks like tribalism.
0 ups, 2y
We can discuss left wing tribalism another time.

Right now Im talking about the right wing... specifically the white Christian conservatives who put Trump in office, and are now eager to put him back in office, despite the right wing treachery of January 6th.

I invite you to post a reputable link in defense of your position that is as cogent as these:

"Who Gets The Political Support Of 892 Certifiable U.S. Hate Groups?"
https://newsfrombarbaria.blogspot.com/2020/07/who-gets-political-support-of-892.html

"Antifa Has Killed One Person In 25 Years. In That Same Span, Right-Wing Extremists Have Killed 329"
https://newsfrombarbaria.blogspot.com/2020/08/antifa-has-killed-no-one-in-25-years-in.html

"Nicholas Kristof Reports From His Family Farm In Oregon About The Deadly Corrosive Effect Of Conspiracism, Specifically As It Relates To False Antifa Arson Reports"
https://newsfrombarbaria.blogspot.com/2020/09/nicholas-kristof-reports-from-his.html.

Yes, I was around in the Clinton years. The country prosered and people were so happy with Clinton that they reelected him despite the sleazy Lewinski affair. Here is Gallups review of Slick Willys approval ratings which were much higer than other presidents, and went up steeply AFTER news of his affair broke. https://news.gallup.com/poll/4609/presidential-job-approval-bill-clintons-high-ratings-midst.aspx
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0 ups, 2y
Honestly I think Christ would be a christain bc He has said that his teachings should not be a patch on an old garment but a new garment to cloth the wearer, meaning his teachings shouldn’t patch an old religion but be a new one. Just my personal belief

If u have a bible look in Matthew 9:14-17 mark 2:18-22 and Luke 5:33-39
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