xD

The normal character is America aka Alfred F Jones.
I created a headcanons that Hitman Jones is actually one of his mindsets and he's prone to go into it.

America, you are stupid.

Because you now have TRUMP inside your head, burger-brain!

“Just because that dude is the president doesn’t mean he’s inside my head.”

"Uh, yeah...you might want to rethink that once you have lots of giant naked man-eating monsters running around in there because they broke Trump's wall"

“*facepalm*please don’t bring up hetaoni”

I wasn't talking about that! I was referring to an anime called Attack On Titan where giant naked monsters run around eating people.

“Okay I was kinda confused because you said monsters not titans.”

Wait, you've WATCHED Attack On Titan?!

“A few episodes. I read the manga though.”

That makes sense...

Not sure how to.feel...about a realistic, metaphorical-depiction of this country...

Oh
Idk even know how to descirbe America and I’m an American...

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Have u seen this yet?

Yeah and I commented on it

Let me guess u agreed w/ the guy who got thrown out the winda?

Yes

Knew it

Did you look through the comments?
Because that was also an easy way to know lol

No i anestly just guessed

So, the bullet is the real murder!

A bullet is an object thus harmless when not used. Objects cannot be murderers since they are not human. People load bullets into guns which is another object. People then shoot the gun using the objects to intent to harm someone. People are the real murderers.

Sometimes logic fails to be logical lol

(It was a good game)

It is a good game

I am legitimately laughing my ass off now because of your reply xD