My ex was 5'11" 230lbs, she worked as a server at this bar, she had a big booming voice, thick Russian accent. Guys would come up to her seeming at random and say some really sexually suggestive things...so, I was sitting at the bar, just a few feet away from her, some 6'3" big as dude walks up to her and says some rather innapropiate shit to her, she looks at me, I look at her and say (everyone in the place is staring at us, could hear a pin drop). Anyway, I looked at her and said "Knock him out!" Dude, she slugged him so f**king hard I heard each of the 3 places where his jaw shattered. He was out cold before he hit the floor! The second he stopped bouncing on the floor I yelled "Would someone plz take this trash out!" Bouncer came and dragged that f**ker outside! God, bitch is crazy ass a mofo, I still love that evil bitch! Ha ha ha! :). How's that for scars and fights? Lol. :)
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