...was it a particularly pointy squirrel?

Perhaps the squirrel wasn't the weapon, but an accomplice?

don't ask how I know

You have to make a woman pretty dang mad to get her to stab you with a squirrel! Though, she does look like she could do it.

a friend told me a story about how his neighbor freezes squirrels and then drops them on people from his Cessna as he flies over the county.

As many pilots as I know, I am not in the least bit surprised! Now I am gonna look up every time I hear a plane. Thanks. LMAO

The moral of the story isn't to look up, it's to duck and cover. :)

All the more reason I'm happily divorced.

lol

How does that even happen and how is it possible