Thanks to Octavia Melody for the idea. Link to the Staples meme in comments!
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YO DICK, I HEARD THAT YOU LIKE TO DICK PEOPLE WHILE WEARING DICKIES BOUGHT FROM DICK'S. SO I WENT TO DICK'S AND BOUGHT YOU SOME DICKIES SO THAT YOU, DICK, COULD DICK PEOPLE WHILE WEARING THEM. NO, I DIDN'T DICKER ON THE PRICE
hotkeys: D = random, W = like, S = dislike, A = back