THIS IS BILL; BILL OFTEN GETS "FRIEND" REQUESTS ON FACEBOOK FROM PEOPLE HE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH. BILL TURNED DOWN THOSE REQUESTS BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T FRIENDS IN SCHOOL. BILL THINKS, "WHY BE FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK IF WE WEREN'T AND AREN'T IN REAL LIFE." BILL KEEPS IT REAL. BILL IS SMART. BE LIKE BILL.