Creepy Condescending Wonka

Native Americans...still holding a chip on their shoulder for getting screwed out of $100 trillion dollars worth of Realestate.

Sorry, I'm a history buff. Cannibalism has been practiced around the world, indeed, even in Europe. Part of the stories surrounding cannibalism were to incite violence against another group. Sometimes, even if they didn't practice it, was encouraged to scare other groups from attacking. Some tribes practiced it, but the majority did not. Those found committing cannibalism in most tribes were swiftly executed, as did the Europeans and Settlers. http://www.native-languages.org/iaq13.htm

As for scalping? Guess who gave the First Americans this idea. Yup, it came from the European settlers. In fact, local governments offered a bounty on First American scalps. Later, during the French-Indian war, the Europeans offered bounties for all of the enemies killed. Proof of a kill was the scalp of the enemy. Many First Americans made their pocket money producing those scalps. It was only later that they became war trophies.
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/american-colonists-practice-scalping

War atrocities go back many millennia. In 1 Saumual 18:25 "And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines." For the record, when the KJV bible was translated, the translators used "foreskins" instead of the whole genitalia which was what was turned in. Even Holy Communion is a ritualized form of cannibalism.

Okay, I'll lighten up the mood now by reminding you of Jeffery Dahmer's last words, which were, "If you want my damn broom, you can have it over my dead body!"

« Par la suite, on diffusa l’idée que cette pratique avait été enseignée à ces peuples par les Européens. Si ces croyances erronées survivent toujours dans l’esprit populaire, nul doute ne subsiste au sein de la communauté universitaire quant aux origines précolombiennes du scalp. »

Translation: "Subsequently, the idea was spread that this practice had been taught to these peoples by the Europeans. If these erroneous beliefs still survive in the popular mind, there is no doubt in the academic community as to the pre-Columbian origins of the scalp. "

Source: https://www.erudit.org/fr/revues/haf/2003-v56-n4-haf700/007785ar.pdf

Thanks. found the English Translation.https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=fr&u=https://www.erudit.org/fr/revues/haf/2003-v56-n4-haf700/007785ar/&prev=search

It does delve, all too briefly, into the pre-Columbian tradition, focusing on the post Colombian aspects.

In fact that's why the term, "redskins" is so offensive, because initially the bounty was paid for the entire 'red skin' - later just the scalp, a French contribution to American 'civilization'

Yes, I understand that cannibalism has been practiced around the world. I do understand that it isn't strictly a north American Indian thing. However, civilized people they were not.

They were basically cave men at war with each other, r@ping and murdering each other for hundreds of years. Europeans came and conquered the land in the 1500's, set up a government (the greatest government the world has ever seen, at least in modern history), invented the car, moving picture, flight, space travel, all within a couple hundred years.

If we hadn't shown up, the "natives" would still be slinging poop at each other, r@ping their women and children, scalping each other, torturing and murdering each other.

I'm sorry, but I don't have any remorse for these savages of that time. Did the Europeans do some bad things? Of course they did. They did some very bad things. Not all of them, but many of the original settlers. And their ancestors alive today never went through that crap, so their b!tching about being oppressed falls on my deaf ears.

The Federation of the USA was based on the Iroquois Federation, as largely was the system of representative governance as well.

What raping and murder? The ones visted upon them by European invaders permissable because they weren't Christians? How many millions died in this uncelebrated holocaust, not for dinner, but for greed and sport (It was still legal to hunt for Amerindans simply for fun in Brazil's Amazon till 1921)? Don't forget to toss in the huge people snatching eagles, city of gold, fountain of youth, giant Indians, and the mermaids that Europeans documented raping. Yeah, mermaids. Raping.

Within a 10 years of Cristobal Colon landing on the christened island of Hispaniola, 100,000 Tainos were reduced to 10,000. Care to take a guess how? Natural causes?
This quick reduction of population as well as resistance to slavery gave the 'civilized' Spanish reason to bring in slaves from Africa. Need I fill you in on that? Cristobal Colon and later his brother where so brutal in raping and pillaging and murdering that they were removed from their positions and arrested. Cristobal died in disgrace in Spain, hardly the heralded discoverer he was posthumously sainted into.

When they entered Mexica (where ritual sacrifice, etc, of enemies did occur), the Spanish fella who documented it all had described Tenochtitlan as the greatest and most beautiful city he had ever seen, and he had been to all the worthwhile ones in Europe (whose populations it dwarfed, btw). This was fed by superior farming techniques and an order of society not as yet witnessed by the just-crawling-out-of-the-dark-ages rambunctious Europeans. The Euros didn't even bath, fer cryin out loud, and stank really bad.
Today, the Mexica are extinct.

The Spanish trail from Florida West in search of the mythical El Dorado was on heckuva shindig, as you already know. You also know of the Mississippi Mound Culture (earthern pyramids in a land with no suitable stone for construction).

75% of all agricultural species used today came from the Americas. Know how many came from Europe? The bunny rabbit.

The Mexica, Guatemaltecas, and the Incas invented their own writing. Europe was given it, as well as numbers and math, from the East. The Guatemalteca calander is superior to our Gregorian one we use.

Yes, the USA invented things not ever seen anywhere ever. That includes back in Europe, where everything they had had come from the Middle East.

History is a thang, ya know.

Is greece in the middle east? REAL history is a thing, YOU know...;)

PS: The Middle East and N Africa would STILL be part of THE Europe if the Moslems didn't come along.

Listen, guize, it's been hella fun n all, y'all smarty conservos quizzing my ignoramus ass, but can yous perhaps do a lil' of that book learnin' stuff on your own THEN try to bust me on it?

*hugs*

Gosh, let me look that up. Please hold.

Well, it was, Near East more precisely, when it was part of Turkey till almost a century ago. (It and the rest of the Balkans was not considered part of (modern) Europe till after WWI)
It was also was once part of Iran 2600 years ago, whose Empire extended east up the Danube and West to the Indus Valley and Estern China.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! The Middle East IS Europe, or was part of. Europa, in classical times, was Southern Europe extending to the Middle East then going South and turning West into what is now called North Africa. The Mediterranean Sea (Medi = Half/Halfway/Middle + Terra = Land) was just a body of water in, you guessed it, the middle of the land, the land which was Europe. The babarian hinterlands of Northern Europe was for the longest unmapped territory left to the savages.

History IS a thang.

Nice try tho. And thanks for highlighting the point that the English which settled America were until four centuries ago uncivilized barbarians. With a king, of course.

Now your'e just conflating different empires with sub- continents...the enlightenment started after greek philosophers fled the Ottoman empire, one of the most vile empires in the history of the world. Great job, Islam...at least white ppl can admit that their history is filled with injustice, but to try and steal other ppl's achievements and call it a "golden age"...seriously?

No, I answered your question, which btw, applies to Euro colonization of the Americas how? Europe is NOT a continent. Asia, or if it makes you feel better, Eurasia is. Or doth your eyes deceive thee?

The enlightenment started in Spain with, hate to admit it, Islamic Moors who at the time sponsored the only schools of higher learning in Europe.

History is a ...

"History is a thang, ya know."

And apparently your knowledge of it is a bit skewed in some areas.

AHH! See, we do agree on something! Mine IS skewed. By this wee little thing called FACTS.

I can't, however, return the compliment, because you have no knowledge to speak of.

A parting gift: Do you know why wholesale English colonization of Australia began AFTER the American Revolution? Because the American colonies WERE the penal colony that Australia was made to replace.
The hordes of backwards, cretinous, ignorant, inbred, amoral white trash filth that makes the USA the most uneducated, crime ridden, idiotic entity in the Industrialized World are descended from the criminal garbage that England had the wisdom to dispose of here.

Enjoy your heritage.

Oh and those dirty puritans :)

Ugh, I know, unbathed and all.

Now go troll somewhere else. I'm bored with this.

I troll wherever I like, FIRST Ammendment being a thang.

Don't like that either? Good. Grab a tissue.

Have you seen the news lately. Some dude just gun down 58 people in vegas in case you missed it. So yeah we're more civilized but that just means we can kill more people at one time.

More civilized how? More polite? More well-mannered? It's a farce! Maybe because they wore clothes? The European settlers were murderous thugs! They were hypocrites as well, spouting Bible verses in between bouts of raping and pillaging the indigenous people. Thou shalt not steal (except the land)... Thou shall not kill (except the savage heathens who owned the land)... I've had enough of the puritanical justification for breaking all the rules they professed to live by...

Bear in mind, since the Native Americans weren't Christian, that supposedly made it ok to r@pe, rob, and murder them.
Even those who had become Christians were still dubbed heathens and abused and slaughtered likewise after being assured they wouldn't.

These racists who are now taking pride in benefitting from this spilling of blood are the same who find isil and Islamic terrorists horrific and inexplicable.

What does some nut job with some guns have to do with anything?

You said that Native Americans would still be killing each other but we're killing each other. Not sure why my highly snarky comment isn't making sense.

And that's saying a lot....Native Americans were just savages throwing poop at each other? News flash, western man has done and is still doing plenty of raping and murdering to this day. Native Americans weren't basically cave men. They were very enlightened and gave back to the earth what they took from it. How quickly has this place been destroyed? You think being your convenient idea of what's "civilized" gives the white man a pass for all the raping, murdering and plundering of the native peoples and the earth that's been committed in the last 200 years? This is typical turn of the century era backward thinking. Congrats though, you've just dated yourself. Not that it's any surprise though...

The funniest part of would-be white supremacists is how throroughly you show yourself to be a low brow, low IQ, lowlife embarrasment to the very people you try to boost with racist lies in order to gain a false sense of pride to make up for the dead end loser life you've had, have, and shall always be having till the day you die from sclerosis of the liver.

Just thinking of you cuddling up with a beer, sitting there in your rancid undies stinking up your trailer with the odor of fermented piss and crusted shit makes this even more of a joy than simply shutting your conservatarded mouth up.

For the sake of the people you attach yourself to, as well as the rest of the human race, I just hope you've been sterilzed.

Do you just play devils advocate for fun?

The best part of being a liberal is the ability to cry and cry until you can rewrite history.

We only destroy every great empire because we're to busy with "other" activities.

This would require you to leave you're momma's basement for things other than tiki torch vigils.

No, ossified traditionalists who cannot evolve out of their outmoded ways become the fetid gangrene that decays away civilzations from the inside out.

That and running out of resources while a gluttonous citizenry think entitlement, rather than busting their ass and doing something for the greater good (AKA the civilization and the society that makes it), becomes their sole cause as these would-be lords whine about those not wiping their asses quick enough.

Ya get full, ya get fat, ya die.

I don't have energy for this right now. Just hit yourself a bunch until you get tired.

But you worship a commie stooge placed in power by Putin the Great, eh comrade?

Anyhowz, I commendeth thee fore thy choice ofe Triple H, fore his is ofe a moste esteemed intellect.

What next, Gary Busey?

I forgot how weak liberals are. Try smashing your head in to a wall. Th st should do her. :p

Maybey ya shoult git yer shotguhn ta do it fer ya since ya cayan't do it yerself, tough guy.

Ooooh, don't forget to call me a SJW butthurt speshul snowflake PC troll.

PS: Hate to pop you myopic bubble, pufferboy, but I ain't a libertard.

And I ain't a conservertard.

I ain't need your speshul klubz to belong to like you do to enlarge the size of your dimunitive nutsack and wipe them bitter tears off of your tender chin.

Those are tears dripping there, right?

I can tell you re a liberal goblin, because you can't meme.

Actually I did meme, you meth addled fruitloop.

You, however, have posted how many in a row without a single caption from YOU?

Maybe if you got one of your alts to do something more than upvote as soon as you post a comment?

Your facebook.
How disgusting.
Tell me, what do you mean by "feces, seman, and blood soup.Needs more breast milk.?"

Oh gowaaash, isn't you so clever. You found me. How can I face the world now?

No truer words BTdubs....

Thank you.

I expected no ess of her.

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Maybe Papist communion.

Pretty much every communion service I've observed refers to the broken bread as the body of Christ and the wine/grape juice as his blood. The test of Abraham is pretty indicative of a god of blood-lust, though. While he gave Isaac a last second reprieve, the sheep in the thicket wasn't so lucky.

All refer to it as literally flesh and blood? And we kill animals for mere non-sacred dietary use. "A god of blood-lust? No. A holy God? Yes. We take sin lightly and demean God taking it seriously.

Yes, every one that I've observed: even in protestant churches. From the holy roller Pentecostals to the staid Presbyterians. Many discount it as Christ being the sacrificial lamb.

*Protestant* assemblies treating the elements as *literally* flesh and blood? I'm notvm sure ur hearing me.

I've prayed around a lot.

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